“Oh…Does that mean you eat fish?”
“You must be a member of Pita”
“Why did the tofu cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken.”
“Oh you’re a vegetarian?? It’s okay I’ll make Lamb.”
“If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?”
“I’m a Vegetarian too.. except I eat Chicken and Fish”
“I tried being vegetarian once… and then I passed an In-N-Out”
“Do you eat animal crackers?”
Some clever answers Vegetarian’s can reply with:
“What if I was kidnapped and the only way I could be released was if you ate a steak?”
Answer: I’d eat the steak, you’d release me and I’d go straight to the police, get you arrested, and you’d end up with a criminal record. Not a smart move, eh?
“God put animals on the earth to be eaten”
Answer: I’m an atheist.
“You can’t live without meat!”
Answer: OMG, I must be a ghost then.
“You’ll get ill and die, because you’ll be anemic and not get enough protein!”
Answer: Are a dietitian? No? I’d rather take my nutritional advice from someone with a qualification in diet than an idiot who stuff McDonalds in their face.
“Why don’t you eat fish, fish isn’t meat, it’s fish!”
Answer: Really? Wow, when was the last time you saw a field of fish swaying gently in the breeze.
Usually when someone asks me to define being a vegetarian: I just say “I don’t eat anything with a face”
Have a wonderful and healthy day guys!!
*Don’t take life too seriously, sometimes you have to just sit back and laugh a little 🙂